Good Morning Dear Hearts and Gentle People!

Well, the nip of autumn is in the air here in Chicago and I am bundled up in bed just waiting for Mr. Fashionista to bring me breakfast in bed. Hmm. I must be spoiled.



Here's Mr. Fashionista at our wedding. Isn't he a doll?



Anyway, my inaugural post to this blog has to be something more exciting than some sort of outtake from a romantic comedy...so here it goes. What is up with Jen Aniston? I mean we all know she's a train wreck, but at the same time we still flip through each page of our Us Weekly patiently waiting for the girl to wise up, use her good looks and good fortune, and just date some man who is normal and won't break her heart.

But Harry Morton for god's sake. OK. I had to look this guy up as I don't have as much time for the tabloids as I used to, but any man who has dated Lindsay Lohan is not a good choice.



I have to admit, however, that LiLo looks pretty great in this pic and according to Ms. Lohan's wikipedia page, most of her problems began as a result of, or at least immediately following, her break up with Mr. Morton. This is a red flag Jen (particularly as all of your relationships seem destined for failure). Another red flag? His head looks furry. And his mouth is small. Eww. Just don't like the way he looks at all.

Plus, I was really on board with the Gerard Butler pairing. He may not be a wise choice, but absolutely scrumptious. And so manly. I thought Brad really would have been jealous of that one. Or better yet, Angelina would have been green with envy. I mean Jen would have shown up with Gerard at some fabulous location at the precise time Brad and Angie showed up. Angie would have thrust her long legs in Gerard's direction. He would have refused her, saying he doesn't date Wiccans with children and voila! Jen would have had her revenge. I suppose I have given you the plot of a rom com after all.

Anyway, I digress. This blog will be a combo of all things I love most: the fug girls, TLo, with a little bit of Rick Steves and Rick Bayless thrown in for good measure. And, occasionally, Mr. Fashionista will report on things dear to his heart, mainly of the comic book variety. And with that dear hearts, Mr. Fashionista has in fact returned with my breakfast in bed.

Much love,
Mrs. Fashionista