Dowdy Andie MacDowell

We will be the first to admit that we watched both "The Front" and its sister movie "At Risk" on Lifetime. On a Saturday night. And in those two very fine films, Andie MacDowell played a sexy and deliciously manipulative DA who (spoiler alert!)slept with not one, but two murderers.

Andie is fooling no one here, however. She looks a like a middle-aged Mom who added a sparkly scarf in an attempt to jazz things up and look a little sexy for a night out on the town with her hubby in beautiful downtown Peoria. Oh. And she added her fave red heels for good measure. Of course, she is perfect for the occasion, which is apparently sponsored by over the hill ladies.Sorry Andie. You're out.

One Word Red Carpet Reviews: Vogue Fashion Fund Awards.

Hello, hello again! So, what did we think of what our fashion designers and trend-setting actors decided to wear to the Vogue Fashion Fund Awards this year?

In one word or less, please. Go.

1. Stephen Moyer. Anna Paquin. Richard Chai.  Tool. Bleh. Shirttails?

Katy Perry, Black and Blue

We've been gone awhile dear hearts and what, you may ask, brought us back to blogging and away from working late at the office as we should? This:

Katy Perry looks normal and pretty. Crazy. We always love purply blue, but it's particularly gorge on the black haired, blue eyed pop star. Well done Kate.