The Fashion Show Ultimate Collection: Lost and Found

We are way behind on blogging the Fashion Show and we can't even pretend to catch up, but we have decided to give you a few highlights from last week's episode, in which the designers were required to create weekend looks from "lost and found" clothes, anyway:

1. Iman reduces all of the remaining designers to the insignificant posers that they are by telling them that all of the designs sucked and no one deserves to win. And let's face it, most of the kids (except Dominique maybe) have not given us any indication that they are deserving of real live designer status yet.

2. Despite this, the House of Nami wins again.

3. And, finally, finally Dominique wins. And we must say her win is well-deserved as her dress, made from umbrellas, was adorable and creative. However, we fear that Dominique will be in trouble in the future as her boyfriend David was cut for his totally uninspired cheap Banana Republic safari chic knock off.

4. Cesar has started to make some really ugly clothes. He had better watch himself.


5. And, then, finally, there was our fave line of the night, from who else, but Calvin:

"Cesar deny me on stage. Dominique, stabbing me in the back. Jeffrey kick the crap out of me. Oh, now the new ballgame has just drop-ped. So I'm coming back, and just like eh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

Please, please Fashion Show producers do not cut Calvin. He provides way too much entertainment to lose.

This week, there was no new episode, so until next week, ciao.

The Fashion Show Ultimate Collection: Body Image

This week's episode, aka Body Image, begins with everyone bad mouthing last week's loser, Francine (poor thing, was that necessary kids?). Mike also comments that he doesn't think Cesar should have won for last week's snow leopard print dress. But more on Mike later.


1. The Challenge. After the bitch session, the designers all meet up with Iman at the Bodies art exhibition, which consists of art displaying the human body from the inside out. Which can only mean that this week's challenge is to design a collection inspired by the human body. The designers then walk around the room and get some inspiration. David says he loves the vagina and plans to use it as his inspiration.