Katherine Heigl: Attack of the Black Pantyhose

Poor, poor Katherine Heigl, what has happened to your hair? It's the most unnatural and strange shade of Barbie blonde we've seen in awhile. And, honey, couldn't you have stopped the photographer from taking your photo from that angle? Only models who weigh 90 pounds can handle it. The rest of the population knows to run screaming in the other direction whenever they see a papparazzi chasing them from below.