Katy Perry, Black and Blue

We've been gone awhile dear hearts and what, you may ask, brought us back to blogging and away from working late at the office as we should? This:

Katy Perry looks normal and pretty. Crazy. We always love purply blue, but it's particularly gorge on the black haired, blue eyed pop star. Well done Kate.

Red Carpet: 2010 MTV Europe Music Awards

Let's see what the kids wore to the MTV Europe Music Awards this year...

1. Miley Cyrus. When Colonel Sanders goes drag. Although, we have to admit, Ms. Miley looks kind of cute.

Part 3: Road to Scotland with Russell Brand and Katy Perry

Russell Brand may have recently attacked reporters at LAX, but to the left, we see Russell and his fiance Katy Perry at LAX in happier, less violent, times. And, since Russell and Katy are already at the airport, we've convinced them that a hop across the pond would be a guaranteed blast for all. Russell is crazy. Katy is fun. And so, where else should we go with these two
than Scotland, the land of lake monsters and moors?




1. Edinburgh. Our tour begins in Edinburgh. Russell and Katy, who are wearing matching kilts, meet us at our hotel, the Glasshouse. http://www.theetoncollection.com/content.aspx?pageID=450.

Edinburgh Castle.

 Russell explains that we won't need any transportation for getting around the Royal Mile in Edinburgh's Old Town. We start off at Edinburgh Castle, which served an important role in the Scottish War for Independence, which we mainly know about through Mel Gibson's portrayal of William Wallace (prior to Gibson's psychotic break, of course) in Braveheart.  Speaking of Mel, Russell Brand spots the William Wallace statue in front of the gatehouse and does his best  they-may-take-our-lives-but-they-can-never-take-our-freedom speech. We are pretty worried the vivacious Mr. Brand will offend the many Scots milling about the fortress (we've heard more than one conversation regarding Scottish independence during our stay in Edinburgh). As such, we decide to escort Russell out of the hallowed castle ASAP and move on to safer sites before he starts reenacting any further scenes from the film.

White Carpet Report Card: MTV VMAs

Katy Perry, you know what? We actually love this. Love her Marchesa black and white dress with the blue and purple streaks in her hair and it's visually very striking on the white carpet. Plus, it totally fits in with Katy's whole cheesy sex kitten thing she's got going.  The whole look makes for a nice picture and it totally fits her style. A-

Red Carpet Mullet Dresses: Business in the Front, Party in the Back

There are good mullets and then...                                                         there are very, very bad mullets.

Similarly, the mullet dress trend has had some good guys and some bad guys...