Oprah and Gayle Do Australia

You know we've never really associated tropical printed muumuus with Sydney, Australia, but then who are we to tell Oprah and Gayle they're not dressed appropriately? However, we really must comment on how unflattering such a look can be on larger ladies. Oprah, babe, everyone knows you should try to create a shape, not emphasize your lack of a waist by raiding Mrs. Roper's closet.

Let's Play...Match the Love Child with The Rock Star

Hello, hello dear hearts! It has been far too long since we last spoke. As such, I felt the need to reach into my bag of tricks and create a bit of excitement and suspense. That's right. It's a game darlings called "Match the Love Child With the Rock Star."

The rules are simple. Below we have nine young ladies who are either models or actresses, or both, and each one has the looks to go with the job. Each one of these young ladies also happens to have a rock star dad and (most have) a model mom, which, of course go together like Charlie Sheen and cocaine. How to play? Well, each model/actress is labeled with a number, which you must then match with the letter for the corresponding dad.

And our nominees for world's greatest father go to: A. Mick Jagger, B. Keith Richards, C. Phil Collins, D. Rod Stewart, E. Simon Le Bon, F. Richie Sambora, and G. John Phillips. You may notice that we only have seven nominees, but nine model/actress daughters. Why is that, you may ask? Well, two of our Dads have managed to father more than one gorge daughter.

Model 1. Papa was a rolling stone...or was he?

Model 2. Cute 'do. Like father like daughter?

Model 3.  Wherever he laid his hat was his home...

Model 4 and Model 5. Hint. These two models have the same Pop.

Model 6. We think this model should seriously 
rethink the 80s crimped
hair, although it's fitting.  

Model 8. This model could be her mother.

Model 7. Papa's got a brand new bag. Or at least his daughter does.

Model 9. Papa sure loved this actress' Mama. 

Part 2: Happy Halloween!

Hello again witches and warlocks! While many celebs were being dignified at the Lanvin Halloween bash, far more were out and about drinking trashcan punch and doing the Monster Mash at various undignified parties.

Stacy Keibler and friends as the Three Amigos! A classic film, which we are now adding to our Netflix queue.

Part 1: Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween ghouls and ghosts! Before you eat another Reese's peanut butter cup, please enjoy these photos from the 2010 Lanvin Halloween Extravaganza. Some of these ladies were costumed as the world's skinniest rumored-to-be pregnant ladies (hello, Rachel Zoe), some came dressed as Victor/ Victoria (we're looking at you Janet Jackson), some we were not certain whether they were wearing a costume or not (yes, Padma Lakshmi, is that a Pocahontas costume or just your everyday wear, we're confused?) and some looked like strange half-leopard half-bird creatures, whose Hershey bars had really gone to their hips (Anne Hathaway dear, what were you thinking?).

Well, ciao for now. Enjoy and we'll post some sillier costume pics later. Boo!

World's Least Obvious Baby Bump

Kudos to Sienna Miller

Hello dear hearts! We just had to how you these pics of Sienna Miller at the UNESCO Charity Gala, who we think is looking quite elegant in her white lace and satin gown. And elegant is certainly one word which does not often describe Ms. Miller. Not that we don't appreciate Sienna's style, but we don't often think of Grace Kelly when we see her. So kudos to you Sienna! Our only complaint is that we're not loving the hair, which is reading a bit old lady librarian to us, but otherwise well done.

Red Carpet: 14th Annual Hollywood Awards Gala

Oh oh oh oh little China Girl. 

We're torn here. We actually think this dress looks pretty cute on Hilary Swank. We also really like Hil's hair pulled back as it makes her look less like a horse than usual. At the same time, we think there's something cheap looking about this dress. And, then, there's the fact that she looks like she should be working at a Chinese restaurant. Stick a couple of chopsticks in her hair and the look would be complete. But we're gonna give her an IN, anyway, just because we like her hair pulled back so much.

What the Hiltons Wore

Recently, Paris Hilton attended the Carousel of Hope Gala in a bubblegum pink chiffon, crystal encrusted gown fit for a disney princess (and which also appears to have a shag rug attached to the bottom half),which is totally Paris and totally tacky. She is out, although we do think her hair looks pretty here.


Meanwhile Paris' mom, Kathy Hilton, also seems to have been inspired by fictional characters as she decided to attend the event dressed as Scarlet O'Hara at a funeral.

Dear hearts, we must admit that we die a little inside each time we see rich people wearing bad clothes, not that we would expect anything different from the Hiltons, but still it's the principle of the matter.

Halle Berry in a Red Dress

Halle Berry looking absolutely perfect in red. Gorgeous. Flawless. Not much else to say here except that she's 100% in.

J Lo in a White Dress

We're a little sick of J Lo's need to wear one shouldered white gowns. That being said, we do like this gown and are particular fond of the sheer detail at the bottom. At the same time, we don't think this is the most flattering thing Ms. Lo has ever worn as she's looking a little thick around the middle. We are also unsure about those black streamers that seem to be mixed in with the white train. However, we still like the look overall and say she's in.

White Trash Beautiful: Heather Locklear and Ava Sambora

We recently learned a few things about Heather Locklear's fam that we didn't know before.

1. Heather Locklear and her daughter Ava Sambora look practically identical.





2. Heather's ex Richie Sambora has a women's clothing line called White Trash Beautiful.



3. Heather's 13 year old daughter Ava is currently a model (or at least she is whenever Dad designs the clothes).


We're most surprised by the second revelation. You?

Day and Night with Freida Pinto

Freida Pinto by Day. Freida has been working it for her new movie Miral. Here she is in a day look for a photo shoot. We love the soft browns, which almost blend into her skin. We think her ensemble is a perfect look for such an occasion. Our biggest issue is the fact that her neck has disappeared. We have noticed this before with Freida. We're not sure if she has a short neck or if she just has tendency to hide it. Either way, it would have been nice to have seen a look that elongated her neck more.

Despite the neck problem, her shoes are too cute. We were worried they were too dark for the softness of her skirt and shirt, but we actually think they add some nice contrast and, well, they're just too darn cute to say anything bad about. So, we say IN for this day look even if there were some things we would have done differently.
















Question: And what does Ms. Pinto wear when the sun goes down?

Worst Dressed Actresses at the Scream Awards

Also at the Scream Awards, were several actresses who looked frighteningly awful. Our nominees for Worst Dressed are:

1. Betsy Russell. Saw star Betsy Russell showed up with one of the most disturbing cleavage shots we've seen in awhile. This is just plain ugly. You should really be wearing a bra dear because the girls need some help.

Best Dressed Actresses at the Scream Awards

Many of our fave celebs attended this year's Scream Awards. Some looked divine, while other looked screamingly awful. And the nominees for Best Dressed are:

1. Blake Lively. We think this gray looks very pretty on the always fashionable Blake Lively. The leather detail is also interesting and the jewel detail at the neckline adds just the right amount of sparkle to break up a look that might otherwise be a bit drab.

Red Carpet: Conviction Premiere in London

Cleopatra and the Mummy attend the Conviction premiere in London.



True, Minnie Driver and Hillary Swank look like they're attending an Egyptian-themed costume party, but that's no reason not to step back and give an objective review of their chosen gowns anyway.

We absolutely love the turquoise on Minnie Driver and we love the detail, but we worry it's just a bit costumey for us. Otherwise, we love it. She looks beautiful and the dress is incredibly flattering on her. So, we say she's IN.

Hillary Swank, on the other hand, looks like she's wearing shiny bandages. We think the bottom is pretty, but the top just doesn't work for us. It bunches in an unflattering way and her hair distracts from the neckline, which even if we don't like the way it bunches, seems to be the focal point of the dress. We also think this particular metallic is washing her out. For us, Ms. Swank is OUT.

Olsen Twins Do Hunchback Chic

A buffalo died for this fashion travesty. 

We have no idea which one of the Olsen twins thought it would be a good idea to dress up like a viking hunchback, but it was obviously a terrible idea.

Bai Ling: An American Patriot

We never knew Bai Ling was such a fan of the good old USA.  We did, however, know that Ms. Ling was a great fan of hooker boots and scary sultry looks.

Now then dear hearts, this post may be a sad peace offering, but it is the best we could do. Sorry for our long absence. The paying job has required quite a bit of travel this week. And soon, dear hearts, soon we will have a PR post up...

Sarah Jessica Parker Does Simple

Very rarely do we ever see SJP looking this simple and this stunning. Gorgeous. Well done Carrie Bradshaw.

The Bridal Stylings of Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad recently appeared at a Barnes & Noble in NYC wearing a white lacy dress with headband to sign copies of her new books Sugar and Spice and Lauren Conrad Style. And what we have to say is this: Please stop wearing headbands LC. In fact, everyone let's say it together now. No more headbands. And why are we so opposed to headbands, you may ask? Well, there's no good reason really, as they are a quick easy, often inexpensive hair styling solution. Yet, we feel strongly that what should have been a short-lived trend has lasted for far too long, and to be honest, headbands give us a terrible headache. And we don't like painful fashion. Not one bit. Example: Our beautiful pair of 4 inch platform peeptoes just sit in our closet wasted in their adorable glory. And why? Because they literally weigh 10 pounds, kill our feet and we find walking in them to be impossible after about 15 feet out. A better trend? Wedges of any kind...so comfy and cute...

But we digress. Back to LC...

Russell Brand and Helen Mirren at The Tempest Premiere

Say Cheese. Ah. Russell Brand. Here he is acting a like a jerk at The Tempest premiere and, yet, we must admit the man makes us laugh. He's so deliciously idiotic and such a complete and utter prick that we find him hilarious (Forgetting Sarah Marshall is one of our fave films). Plus, it has to be an act, right? And, yet, we feel certain that hanging out with him for an afternoon (or a few days in Scotland) would make us want to jump off a cliff.

The Root of the Matter: Katherine Jenkins

Today, we learned a couple of things about Katherine Jenkins. First, we learned that Ms. Jenkins is a Welsh mezzo-soprano and a classical-popular crossover singer. Second, we now know that Ms. Jenkins
has either (1) not been to the beauty salon in a couple of months to get her roots touched up or (2)  is taking the ombre hairstyle to new heights of ugh.