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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Winona Ryder and the Black Poofy Dress

Winona Ryder has been perpetually stuck in a poofy, black dress for months now, and for the life of us, we can't figure out why as the look has been mostly unsuccessful on her.

HOLLYWOOD - NOVEMBER 11: Actress Winona Ryder arrives at the 'Black Swan' closing night gala during AFI FEST 2010 presented by Audi held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on November 11, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 13: Actress Winona Ryder arrives at the 'Black Swan' Premiere held at Roy Thomson Hall during the 35th Toronto International Film Festival on September 13, 2010 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)As you may recall, on September 13, Winnie made her way onto the red carpet in an ill-fitting bodice where the girls made every attempt to escape their corseted cage. Not a good look.



As you can see on the right, however, by  November 11, WR had managed to clean her look up quite a bit. Plus, the added length in the skirt slimmed her down, too, and we began to believe in Wynona's ability to rock a black, poofy dress, until...



November 29, when Winona returned to terrible proportions once again, and showed up on the red carpet as Bo Peep's evil twin. We are frightened, and if the look on Ms. Ryder's face is any indication at all, so is she. Come on Winona, we know you must be able to do better than this. And while this is certainly nowhere near the disaster in September, we would,  at the very least, like to see you looking comfortable in your own skin because there is nothing comfortable about this picture. At all.
Nov. 29, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - IFP 20th Anniversary Gotham Independent Film Awards.Cipriani Wall Street, NYC.November 29, 2010.Photos by ,  Photos Inc 2010.WINONA RYDER.K66314SMO. © Red Carpet PicturesPhoto by: Dennis Van Tine/starmaxinc.com 2010  11/29/10 Winona Ryder at IFP''s 20th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards. (Cipriani, Wall Street, NYC) Photo via Newscom


5 comments:

  1. What's crazy with what she is wearing is that I have no doubt that she still has an amazing body, but you would never know it from the way she is dressing.

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  2. It looks like she raided Helena Bonham Carter's closet.

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  3. I feel that the phrase "Bo peep's evil twin" is not used enough.

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  4. Ah, my nemesis, the Big, poofy black dress. LOL.

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  5. LBD, you just seriously cracked me up.

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