Winona Ryder has been perpetually stuck in a poofy, black dress for months now, and for the life of us, we can't figure out why as the look has been mostly unsuccessful on her.
As you may recall, on September 13, Winnie made her way onto the red carpet in an ill-fitting bodice where the girls made every attempt to escape their corseted cage. Not a good look.
As you can see on the right, however, by November 11, WR had managed to clean her look up quite a bit. Plus, the added length in the skirt slimmed her down, too, and we began to believe in Wynona's ability to rock a black, poofy dress, until...
November 29, when Winona returned to terrible proportions once again, and showed up on the red carpet as Bo Peep's evil twin. We are frightened, and if the look on Ms. Ryder's face is any indication at all, so is she. Come on Winona, we know you must be able to do better than this. And while this is certainly nowhere near the disaster in September, we would, at the very least, like to see you looking comfortable in your own skin because there is nothing comfortable about this picture. At all.
What's crazy with what she is wearing is that I have no doubt that she still has an amazing body, but you would never know it from the way she is dressing.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like she raided Helena Bonham Carter's closet.
ReplyDeleteI feel that the phrase "Bo peep's evil twin" is not used enough.
ReplyDeleteAh, my nemesis, the Big, poofy black dress. LOL.
ReplyDeleteLBD, you just seriously cracked me up.
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