Katherine Heigl: Attack of the Black Pantyhose

Poor, poor Katherine Heigl, what has happened to your hair? It's the most unnatural and strange shade of Barbie blonde we've seen in awhile. And, honey, couldn't you have stopped the photographer from taking your photo from that angle? Only models who weigh 90 pounds can handle it. The rest of the population knows to run screaming in the other direction whenever they see a papparazzi chasing them from below.

Despite her terrible hair color, however, we do like Ms. Heigl's outfit, or at least parts of her outfit. We think the blouse and skirt are pretty, although we're not entirely sure how flattering either piece is to Katherine's body.

 And then there's the fact that Katherine has chosen black hosiery with a pair of gray pumps.


And dear readers, we're just not sure about that choice. We're just not. On the one hand, we kind of appreciate the unexpectedness of it and it balances the look. In other words, adding  heavy black heels would really make the bottom half of her body look out of sync with the top half of her outfit, which is light. On the other hand, we just can't get behind black pantyhose (we're ok with black tights with the right outfit). They've always bothered us for some reason and maybe they shouldn't. But they do and that's that. So, Katie sorry, but this just isn't working for us and for god's sake, please change your hair color.