The Fashion Show Ultimate Collection: Body Image

This week's episode, aka Body Image, begins with everyone bad mouthing last week's loser, Francine (poor thing, was that necessary kids?). Mike also comments that he doesn't think Cesar should have won for last week's snow leopard print dress. But more on Mike later.


1. The Challenge. After the bitch session, the designers all meet up with Iman at the Bodies art exhibition, which consists of art displaying the human body from the inside out. Which can only mean that this week's challenge is to design a collection inspired by the human body. The designers then walk around the room and get some inspiration. David says he loves the vagina and plans to use it as his inspiration.

Dowdy Andie MacDowell

We will be the first to admit that we watched both "The Front" and its sister movie "At Risk" on Lifetime. On a Saturday night. And in those two very fine films, Andie MacDowell played a sexy and deliciously manipulative DA who (spoiler alert!)slept with not one, but two murderers.

Andie is fooling no one here, however. She looks a like a middle-aged Mom who added a sparkly scarf in an attempt to jazz things up and look a little sexy for a night out on the town with her hubby in beautiful downtown Peoria. Oh. And she added her fave red heels for good measure. Of course, she is perfect for the occasion, which is apparently sponsored by over the hill ladies.Sorry Andie. You're out.

One Word Red Carpet Reviews: Vogue Fashion Fund Awards.

Hello, hello again! So, what did we think of what our fashion designers and trend-setting actors decided to wear to the Vogue Fashion Fund Awards this year?

In one word or less, please. Go.

1. Stephen Moyer. Anna Paquin. Richard Chai.  Tool. Bleh. Shirttails?

Katy Perry, Black and Blue

We've been gone awhile dear hearts and what, you may ask, brought us back to blogging and away from working late at the office as we should? This:

Katy Perry looks normal and pretty. Crazy. We always love purply blue, but it's particularly gorge on the black haired, blue eyed pop star. Well done Kate.

Heidi Klum in the Infamous Polka Dot Dress

Heidi Klum showed up at the Black Swan Closing Night Gala wearing what else, but Mondo Guerra's much hated polka dot dress, which basically lost him the title of Project Runway champ. Take that Nina and Michael!

And you know what, it's adorable. Absolutely adorable. Of course, Heidi has made a few changes, including getting rid of the sleeves, which was probably the right move for Ms. Klum now that we see the two gowns side by side. Plus, by keeping her hair and makeup simple, Heidi lets those Mondo Polka Dots speak for themselves. So, what do you think gentle readers? Is Heidi in or is she out?

The Eight Faces of Carrie Underwood

For the third year in a row, Carrie Underwood hosted the Country Music Awards. And, once again, she was only permitted to stay in any one outfit for 10 minutes or less. Let's go ahead and take a look dear hearts.

Mermaid v. Prom Queen

While we could do without the middle flounce in the mermaid gown, that purple dress has a polyester bridal look about it.

Winner: Mermaid

Night of the Living Leighton

Brains. Brains. Leighton Meester as the fashion undead. Seriously, what is with the pale makeup? She looks so lifeless that an otherwise cute dress looks more like the tatters of a newly born zombie.

Stop the Press: Paris Hilton Is In

We can not believe we are about to say this, but Paris Hilton looks absolutely adorable here and, dare we say, classy. We're so proud of you, Paris. Our little baby girl is all grown up.