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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

No Love for Taylor Momsen

As you may know, Tim Gunn is making a cameo apperance on Gossip Girl. You may also know that he had nothing nice to say about Taylor Momsen, at all, while he was there, even calling her "pathetic." See http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/15/tim-gunn-taylor-momsen-is_n_717534.html

Of course, why would Tim Gunn have anything nice to say about her? At best, Little Miss Momsen is, well, a zombie hooker.

American singer/actress Taylor Momsen performs live after the launch party for British designer John Galliano's new eau de toilette 'Parlez-moi d'Amour' in Paris, France on September 13, 2010. She performed for 15 minutes, nearly putting Paris at a standstill because she did not have the proper permits or security to handle such a gathering. Photo by ABACAPRESS.COM Photo via Newscom


At worst, she is Courtney Love, which is, of course, exactly what Little Miss Momsen is going for.
NEW YORK - JULY 28: Actress Taylor Momsen and her band The Pretty Reckless perform at her 16th birthday party presented by MySpace at Hiro Ballroom at The Maritime Hotel on July 28, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)
Taylor Momsen doing her best rock star impersonation with her stupid band the Pretty Reckless.

But see your future babe. It ain't pretty.
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - MAY 2: Courtney Love performs on stage during Music Midtown May 2, 2004 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Scott Gries/Getty Images)
Courtney Love being Courtney Love


In all fairness to Courtney, who has two of the best albums of the 90s under her belt, we do not anticipate that Little Miss Momsen's legacy will be nearly as impressive. We do, however, anticipate that Taylor will become just as self-absorbed, drug-addled, and operated upon as her idol.

"This worries me", Tim Gunn says. Well, Tim Gunn, we're concerned as well, particularly since you're the master of understatement.
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5 comments:

  1. UnknownSeptember 16, 2010 at 9:46 AM

    Taylor and Courtney. Two great reasons to be gay. These girls need to realize that there is a difference between hot mess and just pathetic. At least with Courtney, she's just messed up. With Taylor, she's is just pretending to be like Courtney Love.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 16, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    I'm confused. Is a zombie hooker a hooker who became a zombie or a zombie who became a hooker?--Sarah

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 16, 2010 at 11:28 AM

    Either way, it is a great way to describe her.--Sarah

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  4. Mrs. FashionistaSeptember 16, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    Couldn't agree with you more Tim.

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  5. Mrs. FashionistaSeptember 16, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    Good question Sarah. I hadn't actually thought about it, but I think I'm going to go zombie first, hooker second. And I'll tell you why. I remember a time when Taylor Momsen was the sweet little blonde sister on GG. I'm certain that at some point she was attacked by zombies, at which point, she turned bad. And every teenage girl who turns bad obviously starts turning tricks!

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