1. Betsy Russell. Saw star Betsy Russell showed up with one of the most disturbing cleavage shots we've seen in awhile. This is just plain ugly. You should really be wearing a bra dear because the girls need some help.
2. Kelly Osbourne. You had been doing so well, Kelly Osbourne. But this seems a return to the old Kelly and we're not sure we like the lacy Minnie Mouse look. It's not even that we hate it that much, but once you go sophisticated, you can't go back.
3.Sarah Silverman. We realize this is pretty much par for the course for Sarah. And we would maybe be ok with it with some solid colored tights, but those horizontal stripes right at the top of her thighs are just a terrible idea. Why on earth would you want to make your thighs look bigger than they actually are?
The hands down, or should I say boobs down winner of this race is Betsy Russell. Again one of the ugliest displays of decolletage we've seen in quite some time. Worthy of the worst porn star.
This was a tough call, but I think that I am going to have to defer to your choice. And kelly was doing so well. Plus, is it just me, or does the shape of her head look like Quagire's from Family Guy?
ReplyDeleteI had to google Betsey. I'm still not sure who she is. I really thought that she was a porn star. Ew, ew, ew, to all three of these.
ReplyDeleteGiggity giggity Tim. I will never be able to "unsee" Quagmire when I look at Kelly now.
ReplyDeleteRachel, I had to look up Betsey, too. She is in the Saw movies.
While I appreciate the giggities, I am sorry to inform you that I just don't swing that way Mrs. Fashonista. I am flattered though.
ReplyDeleteMr. Fashionista will be relieved :).
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