First Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Fashion Awards

Okay, okay. So, instead of packing for our trip tomorrow, we just could not help ourselves from doing one last post. And so we present the First Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Fashion Awards. The envelope please...

1. Best Cryogenically Frozen Ice Queen. And the winner is Joan Rivers. We love you Ms. Rivers. Great look for you. Truly.

2. Most Impressive Avoidance of Camel Toe. The hands down winner of this award is none other than Keri Hilson. While this outfit is absolutely hideous, we are seriously impressed at how Keri has managed to avoid camel toe in her pink leggings.

3. Most Fashionable Use of a Turban. We had a couple of contenders here. First, Kylie Minogue. We love the turban and we love Miss Minogue's coat, which is vaguely cossack-inspired and is totally fab for a parade. Second, India.Arie, looks completely chic in her white turban and coat. She totally pulls it off. And so, it's a two-way tie for us. Way to rock the turbans, girls.

4. Best Hooker Turned Beauty Queen. Rima Fakih, may be Miss USA today, but those lacy black tights paired with fuzzy white boots scream of a naughty, naughty past. Be careful Rima or you just may end up screaming in Charlie Sheen's hotel room closet.

And so, gentle readers, we hope you enjoyed the First Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Fashion Awards. Until next year, gobble, gobble.