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Saturday, November 6, 2010

Let's Play...Match the Love Child with The Rock Star

Hello, hello dear hearts! It has been far too long since we last spoke. As such, I felt the need to reach into my bag of tricks and create a bit of excitement and suspense. That's right. It's a game darlings called "Match the Love Child With the Rock Star."

The rules are simple. Below we have nine young ladies who are either models or actresses, or both, and each one has the looks to go with the job. Each one of these young ladies also happens to have a rock star dad and (most have) a model mom, which, of course go together like Charlie Sheen and cocaine. How to play? Well, each model/actress is labeled with a number, which you must then match with the letter for the corresponding dad.

And our nominees for world's greatest father go to: A. Mick Jagger, B. Keith Richards, C. Phil Collins, D. Rod Stewart, E. Simon Le Bon, F. Richie Sambora, and G. John Phillips. You may notice that we only have seven nominees, but nine model/actress daughters. Why is that, you may ask? Well, two of our Dads have managed to father more than one gorge daughter.


MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 04: Model Georgia May Jagger attends the Myer marquee during Crown Oaks Day at Flemington Racecourse on November 4, 2010 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images)
Model 1. Papa was a rolling stone...or was he?


LONDON - SEPTEMBER 17: Kimberley Stewart walks the runway at the Fashion For Relief show during London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2009 on September 17, 2008 in London, England. Fashion For Relief is a charity fashion show and auction organised by model Naomi Campbell. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)
Model 2. Cute 'do. Like father like daughter?
LONDON - SEPTEMBER 17:  (UK TABLOID NEWSPAPERS OUT) Elizabeth Jagger  walks down the catwalk during the Fashion For Relief fashion show at London Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2009 on September 17, 2008 in London, England. Fashion For Relief is a charity fashion show and auction organised by model Naomi Campbell.  (Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images)
Model 3.  Wherever he laid his hat was his home...


NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 01: Theodora Richards and Alexandra Richards attend the after-party for a screening of 'Due Date' hosted by The Cinema Society & DKNY Jeans at Lavo on November 1, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)
Model 4 and Model 5. Hint. These two models have the same Pop.
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 03: Amber Le Bon attends the European launch of Forever 21 as Amber Le Bon daughter of Yasmin Le Bon and Simon Le Bon walks the catwalk as the face of the brand held at Number 1 Marylebone on November 3, 2010 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Getty Images)


Model 6. We think this model should seriously 
rethink the 80s crimped
hair, although it's fitting.  
Photo by: Galaxy/starmaxinc.com 2010  10/17/10 Ava Elizabeth Sambora at the WTB Fashion Show. (Hollywood, CA) Photo via Newscom
Model 8. This model could be her mother.
Jun. 06, 2010 - Universal City, California, U.S. - Jun 6, 2010 - Universal City, California, USA - Actor LILY COLLINS arriving to the 2010 MTV Movie Awards held at the Gibson Amphitheatre. © Red Carpet Pictures

Model 7. Papa's got a brand new bag. Or at least his daughter does.









35648, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday November 10 2009. Bijou Phillips heads home from Bardot lounge after a night out with friends. Photograph: © Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com

Model 9. Papa sure loved this actress' Mama. 







Ready for the reveal dear hearts? 


A. Mick Jagger and B. Keith Richards.  Between the two of these Rolling Stones, they managed to produce FOUR models (Mick actually has another model daughter, Jade, whom we couldn't find any pics for).  

Model 1 is Georgia Jagger. Model 3 is Elizabeth Jagger. And they are the daughters of Mick Jagger and legendary and iconic model, Jerry Hall. 

Models 4 and 5 are Alexandra and Theodora Richards, daughters of Keith Richards and seventies model Patti Hansen.




388401 05: British rocker Rod Stewart performs on NBC's 'Today' show April 27, 2001 in New York City's Rockefeller Plaza as the show began its weekly summer concert series. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Newsmakers)
C. Rod Stewart. You really must admire Rod's style. The man has instantly identifiable, if ridiculous hair. And like most of his rock star brethren, he loves marrying models. Model 2, aka Kimberly Stewart, is a model like her ma before her, Alana. Alana Stewart, interestingly, was married to George Hamilton before she took on Rod in 1979.












LONDON - MAY 22:  Singer Phil Collins holds his award for 'Best International Achievement' backstage at the 53rd Ivor Novello Awards At the Dorchester Hotel on May 22, 2008 in London, England.  (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)D. Phil Collins. Mr. No Jacket Required has perhaps the most famous daughter of the bunch. It's Model No. 7, Lily Collins. Lily Collins has done some modeling, but has moved onto bigger and better things. You may recognize her from The Blind Side where she played Sandra Bullock's daughter.

For the record, Lily's mom, Jill Tavelman, seems to have been a normal human being (meaning not of the model variety), which is probably why Phil walked out on both her and his daughter Lily, when she was only 6 years old, to be with another woman.





LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 24: Musician Richie Sambora arrives at Variety's 4th Annual Power of Youth event at Paramount Studios on October 24, 2010 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)


E. Richie Sambora. Model 8, Ava Sambora, may look the most like her mother out of all of the models. In this case, her mom just happens to be Heather Locklear. Even with Richie's genes, this kid could not end up looking like a troll.


ROME - NOVEMBER 18:  Singer Simon Le Bon from Duran Duran poses in the press room during the MTV Europe Music Awards 2004 at Tor di Valle November 18, 2004 in Rome, Italy.  (Photo by Gareth Davies/Getty Images) 









F. Simon Le Bon. Mr. Le Bon, of Duran Duran, also managed to marry a looker. In his case, he married a young model named Yasmin Parveneh. Model 6, Amber Le Bon, is their daughter, who is also, surprise, surprise, a model. 

Or is her name Rio?  Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Sorry. We couldn't resist.




G. John Phillips. Last but not least, John Phillips, one of the Papas from the Mamas and the Papas, married South African model, Genevieve Waite. Model 9, Bijou Phillips, who is an actress, singer and model, is their daughter. Sadly, neither of her parents was found fit to raise her after they split up and she was placed into foster care, until her father finally won custody of her when she was in the third grade. She has been in several major movies, including Almost Famous.





Bonus Round! Guess whose granddaughter this beauty is...


Mar 17, 2010 - New York, New York, USA - Model RILEY KEOUGH attends the New York premiere of 'The Runaways' held at the Landmark Sunshine Cinema. © Red Carpet Pictures


If you guessed Elvis Presley, you'd be right. Elvis sure had some strong genes and anyone could recognize the luscious pout on Ms. Riley Keough, actress and model, from a mile away. 044636 02: Singer Elvis Presley poses for a studio portrait. (Photo by Liaison)

4 comments:

  1. This is one of your best articles yet.

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  2. Wow, for some very ugly men, they sure produced very pretty daughters. And you are absolutely ight about those Presley genes.

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  3. Model 9. Pappa sure loved this actress's mamma. He also love's their daughters.

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  4. Hopefully, Model 9 escaped the fate of her sister...

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