Hello, hello dear hearts! It has been far too long since we last spoke. As such, I felt the need to reach into my bag of tricks and create a bit of excitement and suspense. That's right. It's a game darlings called "Match the Love Child With the Rock Star."
The rules are simple. Below we have nine young ladies who are either models or actresses, or both, and each one has the looks to go with the job. Each one of these young ladies also happens to have a rock star dad and (most have) a model mom, which, of course go together like Charlie Sheen and cocaine. How to play? Well, each model/actress is labeled with a number, which you must then match with the letter for the corresponding dad.
And our nominees for world's greatest father go to:
A. Mick Jagger, B. Keith Richards, C. Phil Collins, D. Rod Stewart, E. Simon Le Bon, F. Richie Sambora, and G. John Phillips. You may notice that we only have seven nominees, but nine model/actress daughters. Why is that, you may ask? Well, two of our Dads have managed to father more than one gorge daughter.
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Model 1. Papa was a rolling stone...or was he? |
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Model 2. Cute 'do. Like father like daughter? |
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Model 3. Wherever he laid his hat was his home... |
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Model 4 and Model 5. Hint. These two models have the same Pop. |
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Model 6. We think this model should seriously
rethink the 80s crimped
hair, although it's fitting. |
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Model 8. This model could be her mother. |
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Model 7. Papa's got a brand new bag. Or at least his daughter does. |
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Model 9. Papa sure loved this actress' Mama.
Ready for the reveal dear hearts?
A. Mick Jagger and B. Keith Richards. Between the two of these Rolling Stones, they managed to produce FOUR models (Mick actually has another model daughter, Jade, whom we couldn't find any pics for).
Model 1 is Georgia Jagger. Model 3 is Elizabeth Jagger. And they are the daughters of Mick Jagger and legendary and iconic model, Jerry Hall.
Models 4 and 5 are Alexandra and Theodora Richards, daughters of Keith Richards and seventies model Patti Hansen.
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C. Rod Stewart. You really must admire Rod's style. The man has instantly identifiable, if ridiculous hair. And like most of his rock star brethren, he loves marrying models. Model 2, aka Kimberly Stewart, is a model like her ma before her, Alana. Alana Stewart, interestingly, was married to George Hamilton before she took on Rod in 1979.
D. Phil Collins. Mr. No Jacket Required has perhaps the most famous daughter of the bunch. It's Model No. 7, Lily Collins. Lily Collins has done some modeling, but has moved onto bigger and better things. You may recognize her from The Blind Side where she played Sandra Bullock's daughter.
For the record, Lily's mom, Jill Tavelman, seems to have been a normal human being (meaning not of the model variety), which is probably why Phil walked out on both her and his daughter Lily, when she was only 6 years old, to be with another woman.
E. Richie Sambora. Model 8, Ava Sambora, may look the most like her mother out of all of the models. In this case, her mom just happens to be Heather Locklear. Even with Richie's genes, this kid could not end up looking like a troll.
F. Simon Le Bon. Mr. Le Bon, of Duran Duran, also managed to marry a looker. In his case, he married a young model named Yasmin Parveneh. Model 6, Amber Le Bon, is their daughter, who is also, surprise, surprise, a model.
Or is her name Rio? Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Sorry. We couldn't resist.
G. John Phillips. Last but not least, John Phillips, one of the Papas from the Mamas and the Papas, married South African model, Genevieve Waite. Model 9, Bijou Phillips, who is an actress, singer and model, is their daughter. Sadly, neither of her parents was found fit to raise her after they split up and she was placed into foster care, until her father finally won custody of her when she was in the third grade. She has been in several major movies, including Almost Famous.
Bonus Round! Guess whose granddaughter this beauty is...
If you guessed Elvis Presley, you'd be right. Elvis sure had some strong genes and anyone could recognize the luscious pout on Ms. Riley Keough, actress and model, from a mile away.
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ReplyDeleteWow, for some very ugly men, they sure produced very pretty daughters. And you are absolutely ight about those Presley genes.
ReplyDeleteModel 9. Pappa sure loved this actress's mamma. He also love's their daughters.
ReplyDeleteHopefully, Model 9 escaped the fate of her sister...
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