Today's battle will be primarily based on fashion and style, but a certain je ne sais quoi will, of course, guide our decision as well. Let the games begin!
Sookie Stackhouse & Bill Compton (Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer)
1. It is difficult to deny these adorably sweet newlyweds. They are obviously into each other. It is cute and we are charmed. On the other hand, Stephen really has some hair issues. It seems always to be either too dark or too light and I fear, that it is actually TOO gray, and he simply hides the grays with bad dye jobs and a young wife. Further, we are definitely not sold on Anna's Emmy dress by Alexander McQueen (left pic). Gorgeous and unique details with the worst fit I've ever seen in my life. And I will never be sold on the black nail polish idea. Perhaps it reminds me too much of my adolescence in flannels and Docs. Otherwise, bravo Sookie and Bill (and, Sookie, that little blue number is cute, cute, cute!).
2. See again No. 1. Check out how silly and cute these two are together below. Awwwww. On the other hand, Anna, wow, I'm speechless on the entire ensemble in the right pic and not in a good way. I think I wore the entire outfit in the fifth grade. Just trade out the top for a Bart Simpson t-shirt, and in the immortal words of the yellow one, "Eat my shorts", Sookie. Literally. The shorts have gots to go. Oh. And the left pic is great. I love you Eric Northman...if Mr. Fashionista weren't in the picture...
3. Did we mention that True Blood is one of our most beloved shows? And I have even read all of the Sookie Stackhouse books, which I highly recommend, and for the record, Sookie's styling choices in the books are even more atrocious than some of her choices on the show. Two words: White keds. We won't hold their fictional wardrobe against our lovely real life couple, however.
Bella Swan & Edward Cullen
(Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson)
And onto the world's mopiest vamp couple...
1. These two say they are a couple, we sorta believe them. We have called b.s. for awhile on this as has many a serious journalist and screaming tween alike, but then we found these two pics. On the left, a knowing glance, on the right, a charming compliment followed by Ms. Stewart's flirtatious giggle and signature Swan hair flip. And Bella's clothes are amazing. Edgy on the left and classic, young, and beautifully draped on the right. We even love (and have continued to love at least a variation of) her Joan Jett mullet. Mr. Pattinson, on the other hand, should have at least remembered that he should immediately remove t-shirts from the drier to avoid wrinkles (left pic) and have we mentioned, that we can not stand his hair? We know it's his "thing", but ick. We're loving his suit on the right, however. His tie, in particular, is unique and kind of rat-packy. Love it.
2. What a beautifully dressed threesome! In the left pic, check out that gorgeous, sparkly number on Kristen. Plus, Jacob the Werewolf is looking dapper as always in his beautifully Taylor-ed suit and we are even loving Robert's Sinatra-red suit (again terrible hair). In the right pic, we dig Kristen's dress. Hip and youthful, with a snarl, just like our young starlet. We're also ok with Robert's slightly unkempt look as it seems to go with the event--the MTV movie awards. Jake's look, however...he looks too put together. Loosen up, wolfie.
3. On the other hand, what a beautifully dressed threesome? We understand Ed, Jake and Izzy are obligated to pose together on the red carpet and we would excuse it, except that we were hard put to find any pictures of just Kristen and Robert. And then we noticed that even in our picture of Edward charming the forever-sour Kristen, Taylor was looming in the background. Roshon Fegan from Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam helps illustrate our point. And so, we have to wonder again, how legit can these two overexposed kids be?
4. Finally, we don't love the Twilight films like we love True Blood, but I, Mrs. Fashionista, am ashamed to admit that I have read all of the Twilight books and have chosen a team (Go Team Edward) and will continue to pay $10 to see badly acted, badly scripted movies.
And, so who is the winner of our little contest? Who is our best day-walking couple? While we prefer Kristen and Robert's style, we, in our heart of hearts, just loooooove Sookie and Bill, who try hard to be edgy and cute. And so, we are pleased to give our heartfelt congratulations to
Sookie & Bill !
And a Very Special Honorable Mention Goes to...Arlene and Ben!
Who knew Arlene from TB and Ben from Lost were married? While not vamps, these two really deserve an award. Arlene should really watch out though. That Ben is a trickster.
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